i just google imaged poop.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
this will be a night to untag.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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