Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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