Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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