she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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