Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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