just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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