No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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