They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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