Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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