They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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