This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
