i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am spending my child support on dildos
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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