That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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