I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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