Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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