yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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