Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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