at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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