Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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