I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
this will be a night to untag.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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