Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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