Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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