my mouth tastes like poor choices
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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