question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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