It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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