I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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