My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
