I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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