she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
