Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
