i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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