i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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