there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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