I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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