My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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