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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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