Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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