smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
