Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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