I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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