then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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