Define "chronic" masturbator.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Randomize
