My brain says no but my pants say off.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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