did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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