I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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