Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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