It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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