so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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