I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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