Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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