yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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