At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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