There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Mom said you looked used
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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