he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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