Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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